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Bitten by vampires

Those creatures of the night, bit me. I know how they got to me – they showed themsexyselves to me in movies like Enemy of the State and my mouth and dick starting feeling funny.

They bit me so many times man. I am just glad innit that I got away from them, now I can go out without worrying about vamps.

Anyway I need to go get some toothpaste…

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